Money, get away
    Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
    Money it’s a gas
    Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
    New car, caviar, four star daydream,
    Think I’ll buy me a football team
    Money get back
    I’m all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
    Money it’s a hit
    Don’t give me that do goody good bullshit
    I’m in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
    And I think I need a Lear jet
    Money it’s a crime
    Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie
    Money so they say
    Is the root of all evil today
    But if you ask for a rise it’s no surprise that they’re
    giving none away

    “HuHuh! I was in the right!”
    “Yes, absolutely in the right!”
    “I certainly was in the right!”
    “You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!”
    “Yeah!”
    “Why does anyone do anything?”
    “I don’t know, I was really drunk at the time!”
    “I was just telling him, he couldn’t get into number 2. He was asking
    why he wasn’t coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
    screaming and telling him why he wasn’t coming up on freely.
    It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out”

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