eminem

    [Intro]
    [Eminem making sounds:]
    Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
    OK..
    Guess who’s back?
    Back again
    Shady’s back
    Tell a friend
    Whaaaaaaaa

    Now everyone report to the dance floor
    To the dance floor, to the dance floor
    Now everyone report to the dance floor
    Alright Stop!…..Pajama time

    [Verse 1]
    Come here little kiddies, On my lap
    Guess who’s back with a brand new rap?
    And I don’t mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    No worries, papa’s got a brand new bag of toys
    What else could I possibly do to make noise?
    I done touched on everything, but little boys
    That’s not a stab at Michael
    That’s just a metaphor, I’m just psycho
    I go a little bit crazy sometimes
    I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
    Good God, dip, do a little slide
    Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
    Up the center of the dance floor
    Like TP for my bunghole
    And it’s cool if you let one go
    Nobody’s gonna know, who’d hear it?
    Give a little “poot poot”, it’s OK! [Fart Sound]
    Oops my CD just skipped
    And everyone just heard you let one rip

    [Chorus]
    Now I’m gonna make you dance
    It’s your chance
    Yeah boy shake that ass
    Oops I mean girl,
    Girl, girl, girl,
    Girl you know you’re my world
    Alright now lose it
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Just lose it
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Go crazy
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Oh baby
    (AH-AH)
    Oh baby, baby
    (AH-AH)

    [Verse 2]
    Well, it’s Friday and it’s my day
    Just to party all the way to Sunday
    Maybe ’til Monday, I dunno what day
    Everyday’s just a holiday
    Crusin’ on the freeway
    Feelin’ kinda breezy
    Got the top down, lettin’ my hair blow
    I dunno where I’m goin’
    All I know is when I get there
    Someone’s gonna touch my body

    Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk
    But I’m feelin’ just a little stressed out from work
    Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
    Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
    Now, what’s your name girl?
    What’s your sign?
    [Dr Dre] “Man, you must be up out your mind”
    DRE! (AH-AH)
    Beer Goggles! Blind!
    I’m just tryna unwind now I’m

    [Chorus]
    Now I’m gonna make you dance
    It’s your chance
    Yeah boy shake that ass
    Oops I mean girl,
    Girl, girl, girl,
    Girl you know you’re my world
    Alright now lose it
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Just lose it
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Go crazy
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Oh baby
    (AH-AH)
    Oh baby, baby
    (AH-AH)

    [Verse 3]
    It’s Tuesday and I’m locked up
    I’m in jail and I don’t know what happened
    They say I was running butt naked
    Down the street screaming
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Well I’m sorry, I don’t remember
    All I know is this much
    I’m not guilty
    They said, “Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
    yellin’ at an old lady to ‘Touch my body!'”

    Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
    It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
    Everything looks like it’s 8 Mile now
    The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
    Snap back to reality
    Look it’s B.Rabbit!
    Yo you signed me up to battle!?
    I’m a grown man!
    Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
    I don’t have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
    Fella’s (WHAT?!) Fella’s (WHAT?!)
    Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
    Black girls
    White girls
    Skinny girls
    Fat girls
    Tall girls
    Small girls
    I’m callin’ all girls

    Everyone report to the dance floor
    It’s your chance for a little romance or
    Butt squeezin’ it’s the season
    Just go (AH-AH-AH-AH)
    It’s so appeasin’

    [Chorus]
    Now I’m gonna make you dance
    It’s your chance
    Yeah boy shake that ass
    Oops I mean girl,
    Girl, girl, girl,
    Girl you know you’re my world
    Alright now lose it
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Just lose it
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Go crazy
    (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
    Oh baby
    (AH-AH)
    Oh baby, baby
    (AH-AH)

    [Outro]
    UmMmMmm touch my body
    UmMmMmm touch my body
    Ooh boy just touch my body
    I mean girl just touch my body

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